A couple dozen of my closest colleagues and I have come home from the LREDA Fall Conference and promptly been put to bed. We have fevers and really sore throats. Our lungs hurt and of all weird things--itch! It's the dreaded...
Con-flu! So in my addled state I am writing the Top Ten True Things about being SICK
10. I can watch a whole season of 30 Rock using the instant option on Netflix. Excellent.
9. Having already been gone a week, only an angelic spouse will step up to all the cleaning and cooking alone again. I've ordered a halo for mine.
8. Being sick makes me stupid. What? Oh yeah, can't follow a thought from step one to, wait where do we start again?
7. Coming home with fast deadlines and an illness that makes me stupid seems like it could jeopardize fabulous GA programming out of LREDA. But it won't.
6. When coffee tastes awful, I must really be sick.
5. Just because there was one confirmed case of H1N1 at the conference doesn't mean I have to quarantine myself, does it? Does it? OK, yes it does. ((waves at children))
4. Garlic works on the virus, AND the quarantine.
3. I don't have time to be sick. Why is it we always get sick when we don't have time to be sick? When do we ever have time to be sick? Are these related??!
2. A little dog curled under the covers must have medicinal properties.
1. The number one thing about being sick with "con-flu"? I'm so grateful it hit after I was at HOME!